Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Since I'm a world class expert in the subject myself...

Never ask a crazy person (me) recovering from severe stomach pain (from drinking half a can of diet Coke, WTF?) for a pity party. You'll get one, just because it distracts me from my own self misery. For YOU, Jim2B!

You asked for it, Mr. Jim2B. Careful what you wish for.

Hush now. Your guests have arrived!
What? I thought guys liked naked women.
Inner Little B*&%ch! Sorry, she was here in my head when the request arrived.
You have to be careful when you ask for things!

Inner Little B*&%ch is a little b*&%ch.
Consult your physician!

There will be.

Told ya!

I don't know what Mystique was doing in the Google Images for pity party.

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