The evil that is cucurbita pepo.

I followed the directions. I followed the GODDAMN DIRECTIONS!


Stupid fucking exploding spaghetti squash. I hate you.
With a burning hate equal to 1000 suns. That's a lot of hate.

Pure evil.

 

Also, whoever included that close up of a furry spider in the Google search for "frown face" needs to severely beaten. With my exploded spaghetti squash.